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Look over there, its a big distracting thing!

So, no posts since September. I’m not going to pretend like you seemed to care and I’ve triumphantly returned after some great struggle, although the truth IS that I have totally been on an epic quest to save the world from dragons. YOU’RE WELCOME WORLD.

Christmas is upon us and although the marketing blitzkrieg has been beating our wallets like they had said something off color about advertising’s mother since… something like July, they seem to have failed in one important task. That being the production of THE toy. Much like the devil it goes by many names, you may know it as Furby, or TicklemeElmo, Zhu Zhu, hula hoop, pet rock, or radial flyer. An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, don’t insult me with a football.

"Your Mother is so fat that I don't need to finish this joke to make it funny"
"Your Mother is so fat that I don't need to finish this joke to make it funny"

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Who says a moose doesn’t know how to party?

Let’s get this party started!!! I know this has nothing to do with technology at all… it’s a drunken moose… But with all of the crazy weather happening here on the east coast, I think it’s time for some comedic relief. It is not uncommon to find these crazy beasts running amuck, totally smashed during the fall. They love apples, even the rotting ones. When apples start to rot, they ferment, which then results in the production of alcohol. This moose in particular was trying to get at the goodness, slipped, and got stuck in a tree. This is the most absurd thing I have seen in the past month, and I just had to post it. This is why I love reading BBC news, as opposed to Fox news or CNN. They cover the good stuff!