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Look over there, its a big distracting thing!

So, no posts since September. I’m not going to pretend like you seemed to care and I’ve triumphantly returned after some great struggle, although the truth IS that I have totally been on an epic quest to save the world from dragons. YOU’RE WELCOME WORLD.

Christmas is upon us and although the marketing blitzkrieg has been beating our wallets like they had said something off color about advertising’s mother since… something like July, they seem to have failed in one important task. That being the production of THE toy. Much like the devil it goes by many names, you may know it as Furby, or TicklemeElmo, Zhu Zhu, hula hoop, pet rock, or radial flyer. An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, don’t insult me with a football.

"Your Mother is so fat that I don't need to finish this joke to make it funny"
"Your Mother is so fat that I don't need to finish this joke to make it funny"

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